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Deer Hunters,
Welcome to Brady's
Ax-ceptional
Buckhouse!
Don't
want you to feel like you are under the
gun;
just need to
zero-in
on a few
short-range,
boaring
guide-lines.
It always helps to know the
score:
(1) We don't mean to
horn
in on your fun; however, please
limit all
grazing
to the
feeding
area only.
(2)
In case you haven't
herd,
we are
targeting
all smokers, dippers and chewers, asking them to
stand in the
screened-in-pen
and
wound
their own
guts.
(3) Not to get under your
hide, but
tracking
in
leaves
a trail.
Wood you please
shed
your
boots before
bedding down for the night?
(It keeps our staff from going
wild!)
(4) Please don’t feel
fenced in:
You are
licensed
to use the kitchen
as your own
territory.
There’s no need to be in a
rut. Prop up your
hooves
and have a
killer
time.
(5)
Another nerve-racking
rule is:
Don’t
shoot
for the sky.
We’re
aiming
for
your
bucks
to
mount
up.
(6.) Hunters will be scent to zero
rifles prior to hunting.
(7.) Any wounded animal or dear will
require your bucks, regardless.
However, every effort will be made by the guide to retrieve
either.
( 8.) Any Axis Deer with a horn is considered "Your
Trophy".
(9.) No alcoholic beverages may be lapped up
during a hunt.
Afterwards, you may drink whatever you tote
in. Please, no illegal
drugs.
(10.) Landowner and/or Guide reserve the right to cull or terminate a
hunt at any given time at hunter's
expense. (Safety is our
primary focus!)
Thanks for being such a good
sport.
We look forward to
meating
you and hope you have a
record
stay.
If you need or want anything, please do not hesitate to ask.
We’re
game if you are!
(OK....
almost anything).
The Brady Ranch Bunch
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